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- From: bgg@connect.com.au (Ben Golding)
- Subject: CRDPRO: I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control and Beer: Two Nice Girls
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- {t: I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control and Beer}
- {st: Two Nice Girls}
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- When [G]I was a young girl like [C]normal girls [G]do
- I looked to a woman's love to [D]help me get through
- [G]I never needed any [C]more than a [G]feminine touch
- I hated the thought of kissing a man -- it [D]really was too [G]much
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- I [D]did not drink, I did not smoke I [C]did not say "god[G]damn"
- I was [D]strong, I was sensitive [C]before I loved a [G]man
- My [D]family were proud of me and [C]proud of what I [G]am
- But [C]then along came Les[G]ter and my [D]tale of woe be[G]gan
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- {soc}
- I [G]spent my last ten dollars on [C]birth control and [G]beer
- My life was so much simpler when I was [D]sober and queer
- But the [G]love of a strong hairy man has [C]turned my head I fear
- And made me spent my [G]last ten ten bucks on [D]birth control and [G]beer
- {eoc}
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- It was June, nineteen eighty three when Mary Lou and I did part
- She she loved another dyke, my god it broke my heart
- I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
- But Lester came to work at Poppa's store and decided to ease on in.
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- Before that last heartbreak nothing made me more sick
- than a hairy chested gee, double breasted suit, a man with a hard dick
- I guess I was curious, hey, I guess that I was young
- I guess that I was that rum and coke, I guess I was dumb
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- {c: Chorus}
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- For of course for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
- If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
- As I sit in this hetero honky tonk and reflect upon my past
- I think about the old girlfriends and why it didn't last
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- For there are certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
- Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
- I still say to you my friends without this man I'd die
- So listen to this tale of woe and hang your head and cry
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- {c: Chorus twice}
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- {sot}
- ~From: Ben Golding <bgg@connect.com.au>
- {eot}
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